March 2012
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
February 2012
Get your shit together google chrome.
This is not a love story, it is a story about love.
– 500 Days of Summer (via never-ending-kiss)
harry styles: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok